H. Mac The Further Adventures of the H-Team!(FANFIC) Chp. 1 Mon Jun 7 13:16:39 1999 (Note: This is continued from the AotVL fanfic): As the gang is headed for Party Land, meanwhile back at Hyperopolis... Reagan: Hmm... I wonder where Mac went... (Reagan goes to H. Mac's house) Reagan(knocking at the door): Mac!!! It's me, Reagan!! (no answer) Reagan: I guess he must've left with all of his other friends.(sighs) Voice: Seeking revenge on Mac? Reagan: No, I... HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU... (gets knocked out by a baseball bat) Voice: Heh heh heh... Meanwhile, on Party Land... H. Mac(bouncing on the gigantic couch): WEEEE!!! THIS IS FUN!!!! ThomasH: Not really, unless... (strokes Soneec) Soneec: HEY!!!!! ThomasH: hehehe--AAH!!!!! (ThomasH gets punched by Soneec) Soneec: That's what you get... Herald(from a helicopter above the couch): Geromino!!!!!!!!(jumps off of the couch and onto the couch) H. Mac: Herald, n-- (flies off the couch and lands near the couch) Herald: Whew!! H. Mac(dusting himself off): Geez... (goes to find Riochet) Riochet(punching a punching bag): DIE HOUGAN, DIE!!!!!!!!!!! Marsie: Hougan? Who's Hougan? H. Mac: Riochet's worse enemy that he extremly hates. Riochet: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--(2 and a 1/2 hours later)--IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!! Marsie: Man, he must REALLY hate him! Riochet: Uh guys, I think you should stand back a couple a yards... H. Mac: Why? Riochet: Don't ask why!!! Just go!!! (Marsie, Riochet, and H. Mac go back a couple of yards from the punching bag) Riochet: PREPARE TO DIE, HOUGAN!!!!! (presses a button) (punching bag explodes) Marsie: Was that neccassary?? Riochet: No, it was just for the hell of it. Marsie: And I thought ThomasH was the crazy one... Meanwhile, at the B.G.U.B. in Samanthopolis... Samantha: mm,,, we r that my! [Translated: Hmm... where are those henchmen AJ hired] AJ(running): Seesh, here are your stupid henchmen. (a bunch of stickmen come into the B.G.U.B.) Samantha: ehh... those wrt bter 30!!! [Translated: Ahh... my very own henchmen!!] Cornelius: What?!?! Those things!?!?! I got a better idea gi gi gi ga!!!! AJ: Gi gi gi what? Cornelius: Remember those super emeralds that you had to get in Sonic 3 and Knuckle?? AJ: What? Cornelius: Anyway, I got them now!!!!!! GI GI GI GA!!!!!! AJ: I give up on how I work with you all... Cornelius: Don't give up, because I will become...(gets the 7 super emeralds and put them in his backpack he's wearing) (explosion takes place) Hougan(waking up): WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT WWWWWAAAAAASSSSS TTTTTHHHHHAAAAATTTT????????????????? Samantha: sumth hpned to corn!! [Translated: Something happened to Corn!!!!] Cornelius: HYPER CORNELIUS!!!!!!! All: Oooh... Aaah... H(hyper) Cornelius: Now, all I have to wait for is for Amy to return with Reagan, and the world will be dominated by me!!!! AJ: You moron!! We can't take over the world until we get rid of that H-Team!!! Andre: H-who? AJ: You know... Hyper Mac, SonKnuck, Riochet, Shorty, all of them?? Andre: Oh yeah... Zac: Hey! If Amy returns with Reagan, can I have sex with her? H. Cornelius: No! I will!! Zac: Oh come on!!!! Please? H. Cornelius: Oh, all right. Zac: Yoohoo!!! (door busts open) Amy(entering): Guess who I got? Samantha: i fvrst byfr pta had? [Translated: My first boyfriend Potato Head? Amy: No, Reagan!!(holds her up in the air) Zac: Wow... she's so beautiful... Reagan(waking up): Huh? What's going...(gets hit in the head by a baseball bat) AJ: Hmm... this gives me an idea for a plan... MOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Amy: SHH!!! You'll wake her up! AJ: sorry(thinking) stupid bitch... What is AJ's plan? Will Zac have sex with Reagan? Will the gang find out about this before it's too late??? All this and more on the next chapter of The Further Adventures of the H-Team!!! H. Mac The Further Adventures of the H-Team(FANFIC) Chp 2 Mon Jun 7 13:18:51 1999 Previously on TFAotHT, Amy has kidnapped Mac's friend Reagan and Zac plans to have sex with her, meanwhile AJ is thinking of another plan and our heroes don't even know about this!! Now, let's go back to our heroes in Party Land... H. Mac(at the coast line of Party Land): Oh no!!! I got a bad feeling... Rlan: Oh, great! Just when I was starting to enjoy this!! H. Mac: I think I should go back to Hyperopolis and and see if everything's okay. SonKnuck: I'm sure nothing happened, maybe you're just hungry. H. Mac: WHAT!!!!!?? I JUST ATE A 1 FOOT SUB!!!!!!! HOW COULD I BE POSSIBLY HUNGRY!?!?!?! SonKnuck: Oh yeah, I remember now. ThomasH: Well, I gotta get heading back there to because I had some... plans. Beionca: Huh?? Soneec: Well, I gotta go back to Sonic P. anyway and lock everything up. I guess I'll take you guys back. H. Mac: I'll probably come back here. Riochet: Well then, See ya!! (as H. Mac, ThomasH, Beionca, and Soneec start heading back to Hyperopolis in the van, everybody is saying goodbye to them) (a couple of hours later) Soneec(looking at the clock in the car): Oh my God!!! It's almost midnight!!! H. Mac: You better get back to my house before my sister comes back!! Soneec: Why doesn't she have her own place? H. Mac: She's cheap. Soneec: Figures. Are ThomasH and Beionca sleeping? H. Mac(looking at the back): Yeah. HEY FOOLS, WAKE UP!!!! WERE ALMOST HOME!!!!! ThomasH(slugglishy): huh? oh, uh...(falls back to sleep) Soneec: I didn't say wake them up! H. Mac: Well, it didn't look right. (at H. Mac's house) H. Mac: See ya. Soneec: See ya. ThomasH and Beionca(slugglishly): see ya...ZZZZZZZZ. (H. Mac opens the door to his house to see that Amy's inside) Amy: Hello, baby-poo!! H. Mac: What? AMY!!?!?!?!?! Amy: That's right!! And we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together!! H. Mac: WHAT?!?!?! I THINK NOT!!! Amy: Well, you can be my slave forever!!! HAHAHA!!! H. Mac: I don't get it. I thought you liked Andre AND Cornelius. Amy: Well, I like you too!! H. Mac: Well, not for long!!(jumps out of a opened window) Amy: Prick you!!!!! H. Mac: ARGH!!!! Not again!!! I guess I'll sleep at-- Amy: OH YEAH, REAGAN IS GONNA HAVE SEX WITH ZAC!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! H. Mac: Oh no!!!!!!! (picks up his PCS Celluar phone and calls Shorty) Shorty(from Antarctica): Hello? H. Mac: Shorty, it's me again, H. Mac. Shorty: Oh no!!! Did Samantha take over Party Land!?!?!? H. Mac: No, it's much worse!! Zac... (Shorty hangs up) Shorty(behind H. Mac): ZAC TOOK OVER PARTY LAND!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? H. Mac: SHORTY!?!?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN ANTARCTICA!?!?!?!?!? Shorty: Well, now I'm back!! Zac took over Party Land!?!?!?!? H. Mac: No, but he's gonna do something even worse!!! Shorty: Have sex with Reagan? H. Mac: Uh... yeah. Shorty: Let's get going!!!!! (whistles) Helicopter lands in H. Mac's yard Pilot: Where to, Shorty? Shorty: Samanthopolis, and hurry!!!!! Pilot: Right away, sir!! (Shorty and H. Mac hop into the helicopter and arrive in Samanthopolis in less than a minute) Shorty: Thanks again!! Pilot: Not a problem!!! (Shorty and H. Mac leaves the helicopter and the helicopter flies off) Shorty: Now, to get--AAH!!!!!!!! H. Mac: Huh? AAAH!!!!!!! Meanwhile, somewhere in Hyperopolis... Sailknux: OH NO!!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO SHORTY AND H. MAC!!!!! Rlan: Huh??? Sailknux: C'mon!!! We gotta get to Samanthopolis, QUICK!!!!! Riochet: Where is she going??? Rlan: I don't know... but we better follow him!!!!! What happened to Shorty and H. Mac??? Did Zac have sex yet?? Does Sailknux have a sixth sense and is she right??? What else will Amy do? All this and more on the next chapter of The Further Adventures of the H-Team!!! H. Mac The Further Adventures of the H-Team! [Fanfic] Chp. 3 Tue Jun 8 17:02:12 1999 Previously on tFAotHT, H. Mac went back to Hyperopolis to see if everything is okay and they weren't. He got an unpleasant suprise from Amy but escaped just in time. Now, H. Mac ans Shorty are in Samanthopolis, getting ready to face another challenge... Shorty: AAAHH!!!!!! A PICTURE OF SAMANTHA ON A BILLBOARD!!!!! H. Mac: Oh, for the love of god, man!! Get a grip!! Shorty: Sorry. She looks scarier at night. H. Mac(looking at the billboard): You're right. Let's get to the B.G.U.B. quickly... before that billboard falls on us or something. (H. Mac and Shorty run real fast away from the billboard) Shorty: Man, how are we gonna find the B.G.U.B. in the dark?? H. Mac: Look up. (H. Mac and Shorty look up to see "B.G.U.B." In big letters on a neon sign) Shorty: Oh. Man, samantarians are stupid. H. Mac: That's for sure. ==Meanwhile, in the B.G.U.B.== Zac(chasing after Reagan): Come back!!! I won't hurt you!!! Reagan: Do you think I'm stupid? I know about you!! Zac: Everything Hyper Mac told you is a lie, a tell you, a lie!! Reagan: Sure. Cornelius(walking into Zac's room): huh? zac, what r u doing? Zac(panting): Trying to... get... Reagan... Cornelius: That no way to pervertsly chase a girl!!! Zac: Huh? What are you talking about? You can't even run 3 feet!! Cornelius: Oh yeah??? (turns into H. Cornelius) Try to outrun this!!!!(runs extremely fast to Reagan) Reagan: (shreiks) H. Cornelius: We'll see who the winner is now!! HAHAHAHA---OWW!!! (Cornelius gets hit by a falling anvil) Zac: What the--OWW!!!! (Zac also gets hit by a falling anvil) Reagan: Huh? H. Mac(from the vents in the ceiling): See, I told you those anvils in the vents were useful! Reagan: Now I know why it was so hot... MAC!!!!!! H. Mac: REAGAN!!!! (H. Mac drops from the ceiling and hugs Reagan) Reagan: How did you find me? H. Mac: Well, thanks to Amy's way of not keeping secret plans secret, we found out about Zac's plan and... Amy(from jumping into the wall): ABOUT TO BECOME YOUR SLAVES!!!!! Shorty: YOU AGAIN!?!?!?!?!? Amy: Prick you!!! Shorty: Prick this!!(shoots Amy with the Ice Bazooka) Amy(muffled): prifck... you... icef!!!!! Shorty: Now that we got that out of the way... Samantha(walking in): wht gng n?? [Translated: What's going on?] Shorty: AAH!!!!! BYE!!!!! (Shorty, H. Mac, and Reagan leave the B.G.U.B. by escaping through the hole in the wall made by Amy) Samantha: rhgsfkagiufogbdfuGIYFGuyfog!!!!!! [Translated: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!] AJ(walking in): Great, what happened? Did you eat a poison pie? Samantha: Know... [Tranlsated: No...] AJ(muttering): damn! Samantha: hiper mack n short excpaeth out in hear with regen!! [Translated: Hyper Mac and Shorty escaped with Reagan!!] AJ: DOH!!!!! Oh well... Now I guess I'll have to start my plan... Samantha: [b]iodk wht pla?? [Tranlsated: What plan?] AJ: You'll see... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-- Man: SHUT UP!!!! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!! AJ: Sorry!!!! Geez!!! ==Meanwhile at the entrance of Samanthopolis== H. Mac: We gotta get out of here!!!! Shorty: But how? The entrance gate is closed!!!!! Reagan: DOH!!!!! Voice: Don't worry!! I'll make the gate explode!! H. Mac: That voice sounds familiar... Krist?!?!? Krist(swinging from the tree above): That's my name, don't wear it out! Shorty: Krist? Who's Krist? H. Mac: A friend of mine. Krist: Hi, Shorty. Shorty: Hi...(looks at her) (stammering) Krist: Hmm... What's his problem? H. Mac: I don't know... he usually acts like that when he sees someone he likes. Krist: Oh. I wonder who that could be... You, Reagan? Reagan: No, it couldn't be me! Krist: Hmm, oh well. Now to open this gate!! (Just as Krist is getting ready to press the button, the gate flies open) All: Huh? mecha tails: I think I'll drive next time, Sailknux. H. Mac: mecha tails? Sailknux? Rlan? What are yall doing here? Rlan: We were going to rescue you!! H. Mac: What?!?!? We were trying to rescue Reagan... Shorty(stammering): a-an-and w-we d-d-did, d-d-d-didn't we, Krist? Krist: Huh? Shorty: (faints) H. Mac: Anyway, we gotta get out of here!! Sailknux: Yeah!! (everyone except Shorty hops into the van) Krist: Shorty, you okay? Shorty: (wakes up) Oh... (faints again) Krist: Hmm, he must be tired. (carries Shorty to the van) mecha tails: Now let's get out of here!!!! (speeds off) Deep, scary voice: Yeah, you little brats, dirve off, and we'll see who's the real hero!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ==Meanwhile in the B.G.U.B.== Andre: Oh, god! What's your plan? AJ: Well, if my calculations are correct, tonight is the annual Dark Tramp! Andre: Dark what?! AJ: Dark Tramp, you moron! Now, if we can get the evil Spirits to help us, they'll be so powerful, that the H-Team won't be able to defeat them!!! Andre: Good plan!!! No, no, no... What if you accidnetly get Micheal Jackson's Spirits instead? AJ(punches Andre): You moron!! We WILL not get Micheal Jackson's Spirits!!!!! Now, onto Mount Goth, where we will START OUR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION AND ANTI-SONIC ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! ==Meanwhile, outside the B.G.U.B.== Old, wise-like voice: Oh, no!!!! I must warn my student and his friends!!!!!!! Will AJ suceed in getting the evil Spirits? Will he accidentally get Micheal Jackson's Spirits instead? Who's the two mysterious people? Which one is good and which one is bad? All this and more, on the Next Chapter of Click n' Play!! Derek: What!?!?! H. Mac: Huh? Derek: What the hell is Click n' Play? H. Mac: Oops, sorry. (erases the mistakes) All this and more on the next chapter of THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE H-TEAM!!!!!!!! To be Continued... H. Mac The Further Adventures of the H-Team [Fanfic] Chp 4 Wed Jun 9 18:56:28 1999 Previously on tFAotHT, Shorty and H. Mac saved Reagan from Zac and Cornelius, and Shorty met Krist. Sailknux, Rlan, and mecha tails went into Samathopolis to get H. Mac and Shorty. Nothing much did happen, even though we saw 2 mysterious characters and AJ's plan of getting the evil Spirits, or Micheal Jackson's spirits... (now back to our heroes on their way back to Hyperopolis) H. Mac: Finally, we can get back... WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? (3 fimiliar shadows appear in the middle of the road) Krist: Stop the van!! Shorty: Y-y-yes, st-top t-the v-v-van! (Sailknux stops the van and everybody gets out) H. Mac(walks up to the shadows): Who could be... MIKE? SONKNUCK? JESSICA? Mike(waking up): Huh? What the... SonKnuck(waking up): see ya again soon, god. Jessica(also waking up): what happened? Rlan: Where were you guys? SonKnuck: I was in Party Land, when this thunderstorm appeared out of nowhere... Mike(looking up to the sky): Storm? but it's a clear sky!! SonKnuck: I know! Anyway, a thunderstorm appeared out of nowhere and I got hit by a tree! Next thing I know, I'm here!! mecha tails: What about you, Mike? Mike: Well, thanks to Miss chase me, We've been stuck here for days! Jessica: And those were the worst days of my life! Mike: Tell me about it! Jessica: Luckily, you found us Mac. H. Mac: Good thing we did!! SonKnuck: We better check up on things at Party Land!!! Rlan: Everybody into the van!!! (everyone hops back into the van) Shorty(sitting next to Krist): H-h-h-h... oh... (faints) Krist: Again? What's wrong with this boy? H. Mac: I don't know. (Sailknux speeds off) Deep, Scary Voice: MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! DIE, TYPO MAC, DIE!!!!! ==Later in the Morning== mecha tails: HEY! EVERYONE WAKE UP!! IT'S MORNING!! (H. Mac wakes up, but realized that he was sitting next to Reagan and Jessica, which were asleep as well. Then he also realized that he had both of his arms around them and they 2 of them were snuggled up to him). H. Mac(pulling his arms away from them): Uhh... wake up! Krist: That's no way to wake up someone! (pulls out a megaphone) WAKE UP!!!! Reagan and Jessica: What the... Krist: See! And i don't know why you would want to wake them up! You guys look like you were enjoying it! Jessica: Huh? H. Mac: Shut up, Krist. Krist: Man, ya'll looked like you were making... H. Mac: I think we should get out of the van and check Party Land. (Sailknux, mecha tails, SonKnuck, Rlan, Reagan, Mike, and Jessica hop out of the van) H. Mac: You never saw anything last night!!! I didn't even know I fell asleep! Krist: You look like you were-- H. Mac: NO I WASN'T!!! (hops out of the van) Krist: Okay, your secret is safe with me!! Shorty(waking up and looks up to Krist, then falls back to sleep) Krist: Hmm... must be real tired. (hops out of the van) SonKnuck: Let's hope everything is o-- OH MY GOD!!!!!!! (everyone sees what SonKnuck saw and scream) H. Mac: Party Land is destroyed!!! SonKnuck: But how could it happen??? Wiseman-like voice: My evil sister is on a quest to destroy all of you!! H. Mac: Huh? Sailknux: What was that? (Everyone looks up to see a cloud that's coming towards them) SonKnuck: Oh, no! NOT AGAIN!!!! Wiseman-like voice: No, SonKnuck... SonKnuck: Huh? Then who are you? (the cloud stops just before hitting the ground and evaporates to introduce H. Mac's twin, only he was wearing a cape and was carrying a sword) All: H. Mac's twin?? H. Mac: Cool! a twin!! H. Mac's twin: No, no, no!!! I'm not your twin, biologically... Jessica: Then who are you? H. Mac's non-biological twin: Allow me to introduce myself.(A series of light effects and fireworks occur) I'm the Onchi Spirit of Love, Peace, War, and Equality, born from the couple of Likiopia and Gopiany, the Main Spirits of the Peaceful Spirits Association of America. I'm come to you as your teacher, to guide you and your friends the way through these situations you guys get into, but you can call me Dark Hyper Mac for short. SonKnuck: Dark Hyper Mac? Mike: But if you're dark, shouldn't you be against us? Dark Hyper Mac: That the thing about spirits. They give you names that sound evil. Rlan: So you're good! DHM(Dark Hyper Mac): Yes. mecha tails: Good! Now could you tell us who destroyed Party Land! DHM: That? I can fix that quickly!! H. Mac: You can? DHM: Sure! Watch!! (DHM enters Party Land and turns into a tornado, going around Party Land. A couple of minutes later, Party Land looks like it was never touched). All except DHM: Wow! DHM: I can do that, but The real reason I'm here is because I need to get a Spirit Diplomia so I can do anything with my immortal life. Jessica: How are you gonna do that? DHM: By telling you the AJ has another plan to get rid of you all! All except DHM: AGAIN!?!?!?!? DHM: Again, I guess, anyway, His plan is to go to Mount Goth today and get all the evil Spirits to destroy you all! H. Mac: The evil Spirits? DHM: Yeah, and the evil Spirits aren't to be messed with, especially by a mortal!! But I don't know, he could get Micheal Jackson's spirits instead... SonKnuck: We gotta stop him! Let's get the others and tell them!! All except DHM: Yeah! H. Mac: Wait! did you say something about your evil sister destroying us? DHM: Oh yeah! She's trying to destroy you all because... well... Mike: Well? DHM: I have abosulety no idea why she's trying to destroy you. Don't worry, you'll be protected by me! Rlan: Well, let's get back to Hyperopolis and warn the others!! (everyone except DHM hops back into the van) SonKnuck: What about you, Dark H. Mac? DHM: I'll do fine! I'll follow you. SonKnuck: But how? DHM: I can fly. SonKnuck: But how? DHM: Because I'm a spirit. SonKnuck: But... DHM: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GID(The spirit's version of God), JUST GO!!! I'LL BE THERE!!!! SonKnuck: Okay!! DHM: Seesh! SonKnuck: I'm driving this time!! Sailknux: Why? SonKnuck: I don't have any insurance yet!!! (The gang speeds off in the van and DHM follows them by flying on a cloud) ==Later on in Mount Goth== AJ: Hurry up!! I got the feeling these spirits here don't like us!!! Andre: I'm trying!! Which one is the right one?? AJ: WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A EXPERT ON THESE THINGS?? JUST PICK ONE!!! (Andre grabs the green one) Andre: You know, this looks just like the Master Emerald in... AJ: I DON'T CARE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!! (AJ and Andre get out of the mountain before the gaurdian spirits got to them.) AJ: HA!!! Now my dreams will come true!!! Andre: I thought dreams came true in disneyworld. AJ(punches Andre): SHADDUP!!!! ==Back at Hyperopolis== (The gang stops at Sonic P. Headquaters) SonKnuck(screaming and running out of the van): AAH!!! WE'RE DOOMED!! WE'RE DOOMED!!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE AS WE KNOW-- DHM: Gid's sake man, it's not the end of the world!!! SonKnuck: Huh? Sorry. Riochet: Huh? What happened? DHM: Well... Riochet: OH MY GOD!!!!! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU, H. MAC???!!! DHM: What? H. Mac: err... Riochet, I'm here. Riochet(looks over to H. Mac): Oh... who's he? DHM: I'm the Onchi Spirit of... H. Mac: His name is Dark Hyper Mac. Riochet: Oh. Aren't you supposed to be evil? DHM: No. We're just given names like that. Soneec: What's going on? DHM: AJ... Soneec, Riochet, SecMan, Sz, Xythar, Yarharhar, and Erica: NOT AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!? H. Mac: Uhh... Erica, where did you come from? Jessica: I thought you were with Sal. Sal(pops out of nowhere): She is. Erica(laughs) Soneec: What is their problem? H. Mac: Don't ask. SecMan: Man, and just when I was getting ready to leave... mecha tails: You're leaving? SecMan: Yeah. I can't take this much longer!! When will AJ and them ever stop fighting with us? H. Mac: Not anytime soon... SecMan: Well, I was going to leave now, but since AJ is planning to get us, AGAIN, Oh what the hell?? I might as well. (All cheering) Sal(sobbing): I'm so happy! H. Mac: What? You didn't even know him!! Sal: I know. SecMan: That's one thing I'm gonna miss, the Stupidity. DHM: Well, what are we waiting for? H. Mac: We're waiting on Sal and Erica to stop chasing each other. (everybody waits for the 2 of them to stop, but 3 hours later...) Sz: They're STILL chasing each other?? H. Mac: Yup. SecMan: That's it! We gotta leave without them!! H. Mac: I don't know, I shouldn't leave them together alone, but what could possibly happen? (Everyone except Sal, Erica, and DHM hop into the van) Xythar: What about you, Dark H. Mac? DHM: Please don't ask me that question. Xythar: Okay. (the van speeds off, with DHM following them) Erica: Great, Sal! Look what you did!! Sal: Sorry. Erica: (thinking) Hmm... I got an idea!! Sal: Huh? WHOA!!!! Erica: WEEEE!!!! ==Meanwhile in the BGUB== Zac: Wow, Hougan! Look at that emerald!! Hougan: wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--(6 hours later)--oooooooooowwwwwwwwww. Zac: I wonder what they could be doing with it. AJ(walking in): ZAC!! HOUGAN!! WATCH OUT!!!! Zac and Hougan: Huh? OOF!!!!!!! (Zac and Hougan get hit by a rolling, err... something) Hougan: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! AJ: I told you to watch out!!! Zac: We didn't see that coming!!!! AJ: AARRRGGHH!!!!! Anyway, stand back a few feet and get everyone else!! Zac: Okay!! (Zac gets Cornelius, Andre, Zacatha, Samantha, Potato Head, and the BGUB Henchmen) Samantha: h? w67^ ginoan n? [Translated: Huh? What's going on?] Potato Head: yeh, i was hafing secs wiph Samantha! AJ: (shuddering) Anyway, Prepare to meet the DOOM OF THE H-TEAM!!!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (AJ presses a button) AJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! What did AJ do? Will the H-Team be able to make it on time? What happened to Sal and Erica? And did Potato Head really have sex with-- Censor: Hold on!!!! H. Mac: Huh? Censor: I'm sorry, but we can't allow that kind of language in here!! H. Mac: And you are...? Censor: I'm the network censor. H. Mac: What?! I don't care what any censor says, it's my fanfic!!!!! Censor: I'm going to get angry letters... Anyway, like I was saying, did Potato Head really have sex with Samantha? All this and more on the next chapter of THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE H-TEAM!!!!! H. Mac The Further Adventures of the H-Team![fanfic] chp. 5 Thu Jun 10 22:18:15 1999 Previously on tFAotHT, The gang found Mike, Jessica, and SonKnuck, then met DHM which told them about AJ's latest plan. And then AJ and Andre got the spirit emerald and now they are about to release the spirits... AJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Andre: God, AJ, it's gonna explode!!!! AJ: HAHAHA--AAH!!!! Andre: AAH!!!!! Everyone: AAAH!!!! (the emerald explodes) Andre: I told you!! AJ(punches Andre): Shut up!!! Whispy Voice: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!! All except the whispy voice: Huh? Who was that!!? Whispy voice: Me, the spirit!!! AJ: Yes!!!! It works!!! HAHA--OOF!!! (AJ gets hit by a flying door) Samantha: wht chg t? [Translated: What was that?] SecMan: Meet your maker, Bitch!!! Samantha: secmn? i cunt bee cu! [Translated: SecMan? It can't be!] SecMan: Take this!! (SecMan hits Samantha with a flying tv) Samantha: wwwlpaoidohfiuatogskl!!!!!!! [Translated: OOOOWWWWW!!!!!!] Potato Head: o my good, sam!!! bgub hench, get em!!!! (a bunch of stickmen with clubs starts to chase after SecMan) SecMan: Uh oh, we got trouble!! Doomsday Riochet: Don't worry, SecMan!!! All: Doomsday Riochet? D.(doomsday) Riochet: Yup, and take this you lousy stickmen!!! (Shoots the BGUB Henchmen with a rocket launcher) BGUB Henchmen: Uh oh. (explodes) Potato Head: DOH!!!!! AJ: You're all to weak to face the worst enemy, the EVIL SPIRITS!!!!! GET 'EM!!!!! DHM: Oh no!!! He really got them!!! H. Mac: Well, before we all die, uh... never mind. Jessica: Huh? H. Mac: I'll tell you later. Jessica: But we're all gonna die! H. Mac: DOH!!! Well then, never mind. Soneec: That was pointless. AJ: Get them all!!!!! Spirits: Yes, but first... BEAT IT!!!! All except the spirits: Huh? (Spirits start to moonwalk) AJ: What the... H. Mac: That reminds me of someone... Jessica: Sal? H. Mac: No, too sane to be Sal... Spirits: (starts to sing Beat It!) Andre: What going on, AJ? AJ: oh no!! Uhh Andre, which emerald did you get from the mountain? Andre: The green one that looked like the master...(gets punched by AJ) AJ: YOU MORON!!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE BLACK ONE, NOT THE GREEN ONE!!!! Andre: Yeah, but the black one looked so crappy... AJ(punches Andre): You moron! Didn't I tell you to get the black one? Andre: No. AJ: I didn't? Andre: Nope. AJ: Hmm... well, I suppose I should punch myself this time(punches himself) Ooh...(faints) Sz: Well, since we got that out of the way, let's get out of here!!! Cornelius: Not so fast... H. Mac: ARGH!!!!!! We don't have time for your games! Cornelius: Prepare to meet my next enemy, MACNELIUS!!!!! All except Cornelius: Huh? Who? (Cornelius presses a button) Cornelius: I've been doing a lot of research on me and H. Mac lately and thanks to H. Mac's DNA sample... H. Mac: Damn!! I knew I shouldn't have put my cut hair in that empty trashcan... Cornelius: and my Intellingence... Xythar: Sure... Cornelius: I made a enemy that could wipe you all out!!!!! Voice: But first, I will rape 3 girls!!! H. Mac: You ain't raping no one, err... whoever you are. (someone falls out of the ceiling) Person: Meet me, Macnelius!!!! SecMan: DEAR GOD NO!!!! D. Riochet: It can't be!!! SonKnuck: It is!!! Macnelius(laughs and grabs Soneec, Jessica, and Reagan) All except Cornelius and Macnelius: NOOOOOO!!!!! Macnelius: Next time I see ya, I'll be the fathers of all of the anti-H. Mac kids!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!(leaves with Soneec, Reagan, and Jessica in a bag) Krist: Hey!!! you forgot- H. Mac: Shut up!!!!! SonKnuck: Oh no!!! We gotta get him!!!! Rlan: Before it's too-- Cornelius: Not so fast!! BGUB Henchmen, get them!!! (a lot of stickmen charge after the gang) All except Cornelius and the BGUB Henchmen: Oh crap!!! (Okay, folks! this is where the fighting scene begins. First, a group of 20 henchmen go after D. Riochet, but he clears them by shooting missles at them, then SonKnuck is confronted with 5 big, strong henchmen. SonKnuck does so Kung-fu stuff and the henchmen start to run away, but then SonKnuck kicks all of their butts out of the BGUB. Meanwhile, Xythar, H. Mac and Krist are confronted with about 50 or more henchmen, but then H. Mac and Krist take out their Ice Bazookas and freeze them, then Xythar shatters them. mecha tails, Yarharhar, SecMan, Sz, Rlan, Sailknux, and DHM are confronted with 60 HUGE henchmen and give up all hope when DHM turns all the good people into tornados and all of them sweep the BGUB of all the henchmen that they have. After that, there were no more [for now]) All except Cornelius: (cheering) Cornelius: NOOOO!!!!!! THE HENCHMEN!!!!!! Well, you still have to find me and Macnelius!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!(Takes out a jet pack and flies out of there) H. Mac: Doh!!!! Rlan: Let's go outside and see where he's heading!! (Everyone goes outside the BGUB) D. Riochet: Hey!! Cornelius is heading to that plane!!! All except D. Riochet: Huh? (everyone looks up) (they see a plane that has just left Samanthopolis) SonKnuck: Let's get into that plane!! Krist: Uhh, but how are we gonna do that? SonKnuck: (presses button and right after that, the van gets a pair a wings and a jet engine) All: Ooh.... Aah.... H. Mac: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!!! (everyone hops into the van and SonKnuck flies them to the sky) Shorty(waking up): Huh? (looks outside the window and sees that he's not on ground anymore) Shorty: Ooh... (falls back to sleep) Krist: Man, he's been sleeping all day!! Oh well... (a couple of minutes later they right behind the plane, which is bigger than they thought) Sz: Man, it's huge!!!!!! Mike: It's almost as big as the Wing Fortress in Sonic 2!! (a laser shoots from the plane, but misses the gang) Yarharhar: And is as ARMED as the Wing Fortress!!! (a series of lasers and missles come from the plane, and SonKnuck safely dodge the laser and missles) Xythar: Oh no! What are we gonna do? Voice(from the radio): Need Help? SonKnuck: Huh? (the gang looks out of the right window to see that Erica and Sal are right be them) H. Mac(on the radio): Erica? Sal? How did y'all get that? Erica(on the radio): There were extras in the Sonic P. Headquaters! SonKnuck: Oh. Now how are we suppose to get inside the plane? Cornelius(on the radio): Open up, Macnelius!! It's me, Cornelius!!!! D. Riochet: Hey, look!! (all of them look in front of them to see that the plane's cargo area was opening) H. Mac: Let's get inside before it closes!! Sal(on the radio): Yeah!! (the both of the mini-jets go into overdrive and speed into the plane's cargo area before it closed) All: Yoohoo!!!!! H. Mac: Now to get... AAAH!!!!!! SonKnuck: Huh? AAAHH!!!!!! Erica: EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!! Macnelius(in a gigantic robot): I was expecting you!!!!! Prepare to meet... THE ARMEGEDDON SLICER!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Is this the end of our heroes?? Will Soneec, Jessica, and Reagan be Macnelius' prey? Will they escape some way? and did-- Censor: HOLD ON!!!! H. Mac: You again???? Censor: I cannot allow any of this to go out to--(turns into an ice cube) H. Mac: Good Riddance!!!! Anyway, before we were rudely interrupted, and did Poatao Head really want to have sex with Samantha?? All this and more on the next chapter of THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE H-TEAM!!!!!!!!! H. Mac The Further Adventures Of the H-Team![fanfic] Chp. 6 Thu Jun 10 23:59:41 1999 Previously on tFAotHT, The gang confronted AJ and the spirits, which really turned out to be Micheal Jackson's, then the gang met Macnelius, which kidnapped Soneec, Jessica, and Reagan, then they had to face the BGUB Henchmen. After that, Cornelius escaped out of the BGUB, but luckily D. Riochet saw where he was heading, a big plane. Then the gang took off to the plane(in the mini-jet). Then they met up with Sal and Erica, who also had a mini-jet. Then they went into the plane cargo area and met a unpleasant suprise... Macnelius(in gigantic robot): MEET THE ARMEGEDDON SLICER!!!!!!!! MOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! All except Macnelius: Oh no!!!!!! (The Armegeddon Slicer throws a couple of lasers at the mini-jet SonKnuck was in, but He safely dodge all of them) Macnelius: Argh!!!!!!! DHM: Aww, this is an easy obstacle to defeat. Watch! (DHM gets out of the mini-jet and throws a lot of Power Lasers at the Armegeddon slipper or whatever. After a few minutes, the Armegeddon, err... thing explodes) Macnelius: AARRGGHH!!!!!!! DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL!!!!!! All except Macnelius are cheering and gets out of their mini-jets Macnelius(looks over to Erica): Well, well, well! What do we have here!!(walks over to Erica) H. Mac: Uh oh!! I better get turn into Hyper Crasher Mac, quick!!(Puts on a backpack) Sz: Hey, nothing happened to you!! H. C.(Crasher) Mac: Oh, that's what I call myself when I put on my Crash backpack. Sz: But... SonKnuck: Don't worry... Sz: Okay, whatever you say... Macnelius(picks up Erica): Look like I'll add you to the list Erica: Hey!!! Leave me alone!! Macnelius: Not a chance!!! HA--AAAAH!!!! (Macnelius flies into the wall and H. C. Mac catches Erica) Erica: Weee!!!!! H. C. Mac: Uh... Sal? (Sal just stares at H. C. Mac) H. C. Mac: Sal? Erica: Sal!! (Sal still continues to stare) H. C. Mac(puts Erica down): Okay... Macnelius: whoa... i don't feel so good... SonKnuck: Hey!! Where's Soneec and the rest? Macnelius(back to normal): HA!!! You'll never catch me!!!! GI GI GI GA!!!!(runs off) H. C. Mac: Let's get him!!! (everyone follows Macnelius to the middle of the plane) Macnelius: You'll never get me before I'll get to-- WHAT THE... (Macnelius finds Cornelius in the middle of the way) Macnelius: Move it, Cornelius!!! Cornelius: I heard what Reagan said!!!! I thought I was going to get 2 of them!!! Macnelius: Well, I lied. Now... Cornelius: Not so fast!! We had a deal!! Macnelius: Who cares!?!?!? Now... Cornelius: You just don't get it, don't you??(adizes Macnelius) Macnelius: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--(evaporizes) Yarharhar: Well, that was unexpected!! Cornelius: Now, you're next, PRIST!!!! Krist: Who?? Cornelius: YOU!!! Shorty: NOOOOOOOO!!!! (slow motion takes place as Shorty runs to jump in the way of Cornelius' shot to Krist and makes it just in time before Krist was hit.) H. C. Mac(slowly): SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHOOOOOORRRRRTTTTTTYYYY!!!!!!!!! D. Riochet: TTTTTTUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNN OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFF TTTTTTHHHHHEEEEEEE SSSSLLLLLOOOOOWWWWWW MMMMMOOOOOTTTTTIIIIOOOONNNN!!!!!!! WWWWWEEEEEE DDDDDOOOOONNNNN'TTTTT WWWWWAAAAAANNNNNTTTTT TTTTTTOOOO SSSOOOOUUUNNNDDD LLLIIIIKKKKEEEE HHHHOOOOUUUUGGGGAAAANNNN!!!!!! (Slow motion goes off) D. Riochet: Ahh, that's better! (everyone runs up to Shorty) Krist: Shorty, are you okay!!!?? Shorty:(groaning) Luckily I had the Anti-adizer sheild on me. Krist: You saved my life, Shorty!! (kisses him) Shorty: Ooh.... (faints) Cornelius: DOH!!!!! Well I still have 3 girls to... WHAT!?!?!?!? (Cornelius sees that Soneec, Jessica, and Reagan had escaped out of their prison, thanks to H. C. Mac) Cornelius: MAC!!!!!!!! Soneec: Man, are you gonna pay for this BIG TIME!!!!!!!! Cornelius: Huh? How? (Soneec does a spin dash and takes off toward Cornelius) Cornelius: OOW!!!!! THAT HURTS!!!! (everybody except Cornelius is cheering for Soneec) Cornelius: Let's see who has the last laugh!!! I built a secret Space Station in space!!! This plane is taking us up there so I can Activiate the SEOb laser and the world will be mine!!!!! And you don't know about!!! All except Cornelius: Yes we do!! You just told us!! Cornelius: Well, this plane will self destruct in ten minutes!!! so see ya in... HELLO OPERATOR!!! GIVE ME NUMBER 1... H. C. Mac: Oh shut up!!!! We heard that joke 1,000 times already!!!!!!! Jessica: Yeah!! Cornelius: See ya later suckers!!!! Gi gi gi ga!!!! (opens the cargo door and leaves out of there in his mini-saucer) Erica: We gotta get outta before we die!!!! H. C. Mac: Hmm... Who would like to go home? (more than half of the gang raises their hands) H. C. Mac: Well, the people who want to go home, go in one jet, and the people who want to get Corn, we'll go in another and get him!!! (H. C. Mac, SonKnuck, Krist, SecMan, and D. Riochet hop into one jet and everyone else in another.) Shorty: You're going too, Krist? Krist: Yeah, unless...(hold Shorty's hands) Shorty: (nervous chuckle) I'll go with you!! Krist: Are you sure? Shorty: Might as well! SecMan: Hurry up!!! We gotta leave before the plane explodes!! (Krist and Shorty hurry up to the jet H. C. Mac is in and both of the jets zoom out of there just in time before...) KABOOOM!!!!(the plane explodes) All: Whew!!! Yarharhar: Let's get out of here!!! Reagan: But what about H. Mac? Xythar: I think he's in the plane to go get Corn or something. Reagan: MAC!!!!!! NO!!!!!! DON'T GO!!!!! (in the other jet) H. C. Mac: You here someone yelling? SonKnuck: No. H. C. Mac: Oh, well then. Mike(waking up): What's going on? D. Riochet: Mike? I thought you were in the other jet!!! Mike: No, I was asleep the whole time!!! H. C. Mac: You were? Mike: Yeah... where are we going? Krist: We're gonna get Cornelius in his Space Station in space. Mike: Oh. HELP!!!!!!!!! H. C. Mac: No escape now, we're heading to space! Mike: Oh well. What could happen? (back to the other jet) Jessica: MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--(5 hours later)--IIIIIIIKE!!!!! DON'T GO!!!! Erica: Girl, you're too late!!! We're home already!!! Jessica(looks around to see that they're back at Hyperopolis): Oh. ==Meanwhile, in the CSS(Corn Space Station) somewhere outside Earth== Cornelius: HA! in less than 6 hours, the worls will be mine!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!(presses button the sets a sequence for 6 hours) Cornelius: And those H-Teamsters aren't gonna get here in time, either!!! ==Meanwhile, back at Earth== H. C. Mac: Now to get... uh guys? All except H. C. Mac: What? H. C. Mac: Is it just me, or is THAT A BIG MISSLE HEADING TOWARDS US!!!?!?!?!?!?!? ==Meanwhile, at Hyperopolis== DHM: Oh no!!!! I FORGOT ABOUT MAC AND THEM!!!! I MUST FIND THEM QUICKLY OR I WILL BE WORKING AT MICROSOFT!!!!!!!!!!! What will the gang do about the missle? Will they make it in time before Cornelius will dominate the world? Will DHM make it in time to save them? Will... Censor: Will this have to do with this "Potato Head" having sex with "Samantha" because if it is... H. Mac: Argh!!! I thought I got rid of you!!!!! (throws a kitchen sink at him) Censor: Ooh...(falls into uncoisinous) like I was saying, will Jessica ever stop having this crush on Mike? All this and more, on the next chapter of THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF THE H-TEAM!!!!! Krist The Further Adventures of the H-Team![fanfic] Final Chapter! Sun Jun 13 00:52:21 1999 Previously on tFAotHT, the gang faced Macnelius but then he was defeated by Corn himself, then Shorty saved Krist's life, then Cornelius revealed a plan of world domination and headed off to the CSS(Cornelius Space Station), then the part of the gang who was following them(H. C. Mac, SonKnuck, Krist, SecMan, D. Riochet, Shorty, and Mike) was about to head to their doom... H. C. Mac: AAH!!!!! A BIG MISSLE IS HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS US!!!!!!! All: AAAAH!!!!!! Shorty: AAAH!!! It's the end!!! Krist: And if it is...(french kisses Shorty) Shorty: Not again...(faints) H. C. Mac: Oh man, I knew I should've of written my will like that TV commercial said... Huh? All: Huh? (everyone sees Hyper Sonic in front of them) D. Riochet: What!?!?! Sonic isn't real!! Azura: I guess he is. All except Azura: Azura? What are you doing here? H. C. Mac: Last minute character additions. (Hyper Sonic warps to the front of the missle and hits it, making it explode.) All: Hyper Sonic!!!!! (Hyper Sonic doesn't get hurt, instead he turns into DHM) All: DHM? DHM: Yeah it's me. I totally forgot about you!!!!! H. C. Mac: Now let's get to that CSS!!!!!! (pulls the throttle to full power) All: WHOOOOOOOAAAA!!!!!! ==Meanwhile at the CSS== Cornlieus: HA!! In less than ten minutes, the world will be in my hands!!!!!! MOUGIGIGI--- AAH!!!! (Cornelius get hits by a flying door.) D. Riochet: I'm afraid your gi gi gi ga days are over! Cornelius: Riopalot? It can't be!!! I thought you got hit.... DHM: Thanks to a certain hedgehog they didn't get hit!! Cornelius: ARGH!!!! DAMN SONEEC!!! DHM: Uh... never mind. Cornelius: Well, it doesn't matter! You still haven't stopped my SEOb... WHAT THE HELL???? (Cornelius sees that his SEOb machine is totally destroyed) Cornelius: But how did... D. Riochet: These rockets are very destructive, don't you know? Cornelius: ARGH!!!! Well, I guess it had to come to this. (goes off somewhere) SonKnuck: Where did he go? (a loud noise comes from the middle of the CSS) All: Huh? (Sonic 2 final boss music starts playing) Krist: Uh oh... Shorty: That sounds very similar to the Sonic 2 Final Boss theme!! SecMan: That because it IS the Sonic 2 Final Boss theme!!! Shorty: Oh yeah... Azura: Where is it coming... HOLY CRAP!!!!! (everyone sees what Azura sees) H. C. Mac: Is that what I think it is? SecMan: Uh huh. It's the Final Boss from Sonic 2!!! SonKnuck: That's impossible!!!! Cornelius(from inside the robot): Oh yeah? (the robot throws his arm at H. C. Mac, but misses) H. C. Mac: Whew!! That was close!!! Cornelius(inside the robot): d'oh!!!!! SonKnuck: Great! How are we gonna defeat him? H. C. Mac: Hmm...(takes out an Unadizer and shoots it at the Robot) (the shot is right on target but didn't effect the robot) Cornelius: HA! You gonna have to do better then that!! H. C. Mac: Hey...(gathers everyone together and whispers to them) Cornelius: Oh... I want to know what they're saying!! (the gang ignores Cornelius) Cornelius(whinig): I want to know what you're talking about!!! H. C. Mac(stops talking and everyone gets in a straight line) (everyone pulls out their own Unadizer) Cornelius: Ha! You're gonna... H. C. Mac: Okay everyone, 1... 2... 3!!! (everyone shoots the Robot At the same time) Cornelius: NOO!!!!! (the robot explodes) Cornelius: AAAAH!!!! (hit the ground) All except Cornelius: Yaa!!!! Yoohoo!!!! Computer Voice: Self destruct sequence activated. All: Uh oh... Computer Voice: 10... H. C. Mac: We gotta get out of here!!!! SecMan: Through that door!!!! (everyone escapes through the door) D. Riochet: Oh no! If we go out this way, we'll fall to our doom!! H. C. Mac: Well, let's get out of here, anyway!!!! Computer Voice: 3... 2... 1... 0! H. C. Mac: Hurry!!!!!! (everyone except Cornelius leaves through the door. As the CSS explodes, the escape gradually destroys it self) D. Riochet: Hurry up!!!!! (a fireball follows them through the hallway of the escape) All: AAAAH!!!!!! (everyone reaches the edge of the hallway and jump off just in time before the CSS has fully exploded, then everything fades out to white) (Sonic 2 ending plays) (The first frame, everyone from Hyperopolis sees the gigantic explosion in the middle of the day. The second frame, we see a close up picture of Reagan, crying because H. Mac was in there, and so does everyone else. In the third frame, we see Reagan in a biplane with Soneec and mecha tails in a mini jet. In the fourth and final frame, we see Reagan take off in the biplane, and Soneec and mecha tails in the mini-jet. Then we see H. Mac, DHM, SecMan, SonKnuck, Shorty, D. Riochet, Mike, Azura, and Krist and Shorty[holding hands] fall from the sky, about to hit the ground when Reagan arrives and catches H. Mac on the wing of the biplane, and Soneec and mecha tails catched everyone else and they fall into the comfy seats of the mini jets.) H. Mac: Whew!!!! That was close!!! Thanks, Reag!!!! Reagan: You're welcome, Hypey. H. Mac: D'oh!!! Reagan: Huh? H. Mac: Never mind... ==Later on in Hyperopolis== H. Mac(walking with Reagan): Uhh... Reagan? Reagan: Yeah? H. Mac: I've been thinking, we've been together a long time... Reagan: Yeah? H. Mac: I think we will stay together for a long time, so... Reagan: So? H. Mac(pulls out a ring): will you be my date to the dance? Reagan: (gasps, then faints) H. Mac: Uh oh... ==Meanwhile, somewhere in Samanthopolis== Cornelius(still falling): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! (Cornelius looks down to see he's heading towards a cactus pit) Cornelius: NOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! ANYTHING BUT-- (Cornelius hits the Cactus pit) Cornelius: OOOOWWWW!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!! medic. ==Later on in the BGUB== Potato Man: redy? Samantha: r!! [Translated: Ready!] [Potato Man lands on top of Samantha] Samantha: ojk... [Translated: ooh...] ==Back at Hyperopolis== SecMan: Well guys, I'm heading off! mecha tails: I guess I'll see you sometime... Riochet: Bye!!!! Soneec: Sorry you had to leave... SonKnuck: Yeah... (everyone is saying goodbye to SecMan) H. Mac: Hey SecMan! SecMan: Huh? H. Mac: Where are you going? SecMan: I don't know... I'm gonna head off to see the world that I never saw, and do things I never did. H. Mac: Well then. If you see someone named Alex tell him he sucks!! SecMan: Uhh, sure. TAXI!!!!!!!! (taxi pulls up in front of the Sonic P. HQ.) SecMan: And hurry!! I can't miss this flight!!! (taxi speeds off) H. Mac: Well I guess that one person we'll never see again... ==Meanwhile at the BGUB== Zac(entering Samantha's room): Samantha, I-- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!(faints) ==Back at Hyperopolis== H. Mac: Reagan? Reagan(waking up): Huh? H. Mac: Are you okay? Reagan: Yeah. I guess I never heard anyone say something like that before to me... H. Mac: Well, will you by my date to the dance? Reagan(thinking): Why, yes! H. Mac: Oh...(faints) Krist: Jeez!! What is up with all of this people fainting? Seesh!!! H. Mac(waking up): Wow.... (H. Mac and Reagan French kiss each other) Audience: (cat calls) H. Mac and Reagan: Shut up!!! (audience stops) Shorty(sobbing): I'm so happy!! Krist: So am I. THE END!!!!!! So, what will H. Mac and Reagan do about wedding plans? What did Zac see in Samantha's room that scared him to death? All these answers and more in my next fanfic-- SonKnuck: Wait a minute... H. Mac: Huh? SonKnuck: What wedding plans, and what DANCE????? H. Mac: Wedding plans? oops! SonKnuck: Yeah, and what about the dance? H. Mac: Oh, you'll see in my next fanfic... SonKnuck: What next fanfic? H. Mac: The Sotato Family. SonKnuck: The Who? H. Mac: You'll find out... Anyway, So what will H. Mac and Reagan do about the dance? What did Zac see in Samantha's room that scared him to death? all these answers and more in my next fanfic, THE SOTATO FAMILY!!!!!!! BTW, this fanfic wasn't written by me, It was really written by Hypey but he's sleeping now so I put it up here for him!